“For decades the U.S. has unsuccessfully resorted to moves against the DPRK. Instead, the DPRK has been catapulted to the center stage of the world.” Rodong Sinmun, Sunday November 4, 2012

Center stage of the world? Wow, North Korea, you’ve really taken the NK NEWS re-launch to heart. We’re touched.

Either that, or the U.S. is picking its new poster boy for the next four years and Rodong Shinmun, North Korea’s daily newspaper, has felt the need to weigh in.

But despite the newspaper’s claims this Sunday that both “the candidates are working hard to win popularity by making hard-line