North Korean scientists have announced that they have invented a pill that cures obesity, in an article published by the country’s state media on Monday.

The article, entitled “Researchers in Metabolic Diseases,” outlines the ten-year research project which resulted in what’s described as “the Golden Pill Against Obesity.”

The new pill is supposedly superior to other treatments and allegedly works without lifestyle or diet changes.

“As it decreases the body-weight and the thickness of subcutaneous fat without applying any diet or exercise cure, the pill is believed to be superior to existing remedies of obesity or foreign pills or other